How do you break up with someone? Where can you find great guys/girls to date? Why do people always break up with me? I have the answers to these as well as many other dating questions so do your best to stump me and ask away.

Monday, June 13, 2011

Really; We're using pickup lines now!!!

Since when did pickup lines become popular again because lately I've been getting them constantly. Instead of calling these idiotic one liners guys throw at us pickup lines, they should be called "I'm a loser who's desperate and has no game" lines. A couple days ago some dorky looking guy sent me a message saying "you're hot and I'm having a bonfire, wanna make brats"? Um no, I mean HELLL NOOOO, does that answer your question! I should have said that, but I'm too nice so I just wrote back and said "find someone else". On top of having the nerve to send me the first message, he wrote back asking why all girls are mean. Here's a lesson for you guys out there, not all girls are mean, they just have standards and you probably don't come anywhere near meeting them. Or maybe your just too much of a b**** and need to learn how to deal with rejection like a man. Either way, quit using these stupid lines you found on "dating for insecure dummies" and actually ask a girl what her interests are or for the conceded girls, tell them how hot they are. Problem solved fellas.