Really; We're using pickup lines now!!!

Since when did pickup lines become popular again because lately I've been getting them constantly. Instead of calling these idiotic one liners guys throw at us pickup lines, they should be called "I'm a loser who's desperate and has no game" lines. A couple days ago some dorky looking guy sent me a message saying "you're hot and I'm having a bonfire, wanna make brats"? Um no, I mean HELLL NOOOO, does that answer your question! I should have said that, but I'm too nice so I just wrote back and said "find someone else". On top of having the nerve to send me the first message, he wrote back asking why all girls are mean. Here's a lesson for you guys out there, not all girls are mean, they just have standards and you probably don't come anywhere near meeting them. Or maybe your just too much of a b**** and need to learn how to deal with rejection like a man. Either way, quit using these stupid lines you found on "dating for insecure dummies" and actually ask a girl what her interests are or for the conceded girls, tell them how hot they are. Problem solved fellas.

No shirt, no time

What is it with guys standing in front of the mirror with their shirts off! It might have been hot for a second, but now it's everywhere and I'm so annoyed by it. It's not even all good looking guys that are in shape. I thought America was full of judgmental snotty people, but apparently we're not hard enough on some. I don't want to see an overweight man showing of his six pack of buds in a reflection of himself. Yuck! Here's a tip for you guys, your not so hot that I can look past that douche in the mirror you just snapped a pic of, put your clothes back on and leave it that way until someone tells you to take them off.

Babbling

I know it's normal for people to repeat stories to the same person without realizing it, but it can get really annoying after awhile. My boyfriend can't remember shit so sometimes he tells me the same thing like five times while forgetting that he already told me four too many times. At first I felt rude telling him that he had already told me something, but now I want to hit him every time he tells me something for a second time. I don't know if I need to start writing down what he tells me so I can just give him a list of stories not to tell me or if I need to keep telling him I've already heard the story. Whatever I end up doing I need to do quickly or I'm gonna end up going postal on him for hearing a repeated story. To most people this probably sounds like something minor to be getting pissy about, but just to show you how crazy it can make you, I'll let you borrow him for a week or two and see who comes out sane. I bet it'll be him.

Physco Dillema

Am I missing something; I mean seriously, I think I read the book, "How To Get Rid of Your Physco Ex for Dummies" wrong. I don't think I've ever been so annoyed and creeped out about a guy in my life and I've been around some very special guys. I once had a guy tell me how he pleasures himself and grabbed my boob within minutes of meeting him and on numerous occasions I've had guys stalk me for months at a time, but somehow I have an ex that wins a gold medal in all the wrong categories. Ok, so I'll sum this weirdo up for you. I made a HUGE mistake by dating this guy I used to go to school with, (I don't think I even actually talked to this guy in school) but hadn't seen him in like at least ten years. Basically he found my on Mspace, we caught up online, I met up with him, (don't ever do that, no matter how much you want to) and we started dating like a week later. I still smack my head against the wall when I think about this guy because I don't know what the hell I was thinking. Wait a minute, I wasn't thinking. Duh!!!!

Anyway, I dated this guy for a couple months because for about a month in a half I was afraid to break up with him. I'm not normally so considerate of other peoples feelings, especially if it inconveniences me, but I really didn't want to add an ex committing suicide to my next book. It just didn't sound worthy of my time having to write something like that in. So eventually, I grew some bigger balls to end it with this guy and he still won't leave me alone. I can usually tolerate a guy calling for a few weeks after we break up hoping to get back together with me, but this guy went too far. To give you an idea of how far he took it, I just saw that he sent me a message on Facebook. I broke up with this guy a year ago and I'm still getting messages from him.

Since dating this guy, I've been with two other guys in which the last of those two I've been with for nine months. In the last message this idiot sent me he said, "u never gunna talk to me again hnu??",(yup, that's how he spells), let me think about that for a sec.... Um no, I mean hell no! I don't know how I can be any clearer to the moron; I've told him to leave me alone, I've said leave me alone because I'm with someone else, and I've repeatedly told him I don't want anything to do with him. Am I missing some key word that lets a phsyco know you don't want to see or hear from them again? Whatever this guys issue is, I'm so sick of it; and guys wonder why girls are such bitches. Let me fill you guys in on something, we're bitches because we have to deal with inferior dumb ass guys that you can't seem to get rid of for us. If you guys just took care of that survival of the fittest thing and wiped out all the weak, whiny little bastards than we wouldn't have to deal with the consequences of them clinging to our hips. Grow a pair guys and start kickin the shit out of these losers so us girls don't have to waist our time finding out how pathetic they are and can move you to the front of the line.

Tired and guys

Lately I haven't felt like writing too much and I definitely haven't felt like writing about guys because that can get tiring. Not that I'm saying I get bored talking about my boyfriend, but I haven't been able to see him too much lately so it tends to make me miss him more when I'm writing something that could be about him. I've been really tired lately and I have no idea why, well it could be because I've been sick off and on, but generally I'm the type of person that requires at least twelve hours of sleep at night or I turn into a zombie so either one is a good guess. As I said, I haven't been able to see my boyfriend much so of course the one time in awhile that I get to spend more than one night with him, I'm hungover. He stayed the weekend with me about a week or two ago for my birthday and of course like the wannabe young person I am I drank both Friday and Saturday, big mistake! I'm only twenty six and I felt forty, I am too old now to not only drink, but get drunk two nights in a row. I didn't get off the couch, let alone move too much that weekend, therefore I really didn't spend anytime with my boyfriend so now it feels like forever since I've seen him. It sucks! People, don't think you can get drunk and visit with people, either your not going to remember most of it the next day, or your going to feel too crappy to move. That's one of my new life lessons at twenty six, I thought I'd be able to party like I used to until at least my thirtieth birthday; not so much.

Too Sensitive!!!!!

It's so easy for a man to be sarcastic and joke about whatever he wants and expect a woman to be ok with it or at least get over it. When a woman does it, she better be ready to pick her man up from the pity train cause there's gonna be some pouting. As tough and sturdy as guys try to be, they sure know how to get down on themselves over something a women says. Earlier tonight I sent my boyfriend a text asking him a minor question about something online, I didn't get a response from him right away so I just figured it out myself which wasn't a big deal, I knew he was probably busy or something. About a half an hour later he texted me with the answer and said he didn't realize he had a message so I replied, "it's fine, I've learned not to depend on a man. lol j/k". Now obviously I was joking since I wrote, j/k, but he ended up feeling bad for missing a NON important text by saying, "Jokin or not that made me feel like a douche and undependable". Oh my God get over it; so he missed one of my texts, it's not like it will be the only time he misses a call or text from me. After that he said he felt bad because what if something happened to me or I got myself into trouble, which does happen, and I couldn't get a hold of him. After that conversation I was ready to start some huge bar fight and call him just to say, "see, I told you you wouldn't miss an important call from me if something happened, now could you come bail me out of jail because I kicked the bouncers ass from the bar". If men are starting to worry and become more sensitized to the smaller things in a relationship, then what is the women's role? I get that as a guy things are handled differently now than say fifty years ago, but seriously, pull your balls out of your murse (man purse) and attached them to yourself again. It would make things much more balanced in the world and I wouldn't be worried about hurting my boyfriends feelings with sarcasm.

Insecurities

I nearly just ended one of the few good things in my life right now because I have insecurity issues which I can thank my ex's for. So far I really haven't had too many issues with the things my boyfriend does because I do trust him, I just might not always be thrilled with them. Just a little while ago he told me he was going to go to the Halloween party tomorrow that someone we used to work with was having which I never had any intentions on going to because I don't wanna be around all the young and immature people that are going to be there. I honestly didn't think he was going to go considering he has his daughter right now and I don't know, I just didn't think he was going. I don't know why him going to this party bothers me so much when I was fine with him going to Bud Bash a couple months ago, but it does. I guess the biggest issue I have is that in the past he's cheated on his girlfriends which I honestly don't think he'd do to me, but years ago I was with someone that cheated on me all the time so I have a fear of that happening again.

I don't doubt that he loves me and wouldn't do anything that could hurt me, but the fear is still there. In past relationships or when just dating someone, I end it with them before I have the chance to get too attached. For me it's just easier to break it off and move on rather than sticking it out and risk them hurting me in some way. With my boyfriend I've stepped out of my comfort level to see where it will lead because he's more than worth the risk, but sometimes that isn't enough. Just knowing the people he'll be with tomorrow and how they treat girls or their girlfriends is enough to make me want to end it just for my own sanity. I know it's not fair that I'm taking my worries out on him, but pushing guys away is how I protect myself from the chance of being hurt. Either he'll be strong enough to keep me from pushing him away or he won't. Right now it seems like it could go either way, but for what it's worth, I'm rooting for him.